Charlie Rose Show

Nope. Probably not. But you are somewhere that's as dry and bland as Kansas, I'll give you that.

McCain Rally.

Actually in this case you probably are in Kansas. You're just not in Kansas during the dust bowl. There's the difference.

Torture Chamber

In all fairness you could be in Kansas, Dorothy... you're inside. Who knows what lies outside these torture chamber walls. The most interesting thing about this is the people who like to fuck in these chambers like to listen to Dark Side of the Moon on repeat... and their sex syncs up miraculously with the tunes on the disc... try it... but don't start it until the aggressive man roars twice.

Jersey Factory

Nope. You're not Dorothy. You're near a decrepit factory in Jersey. You won't find any munchkins here, but you will find other ridiculously over the top characters. They're called "Residents of New Jersey." A few of them look like flying monkeys.